HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACINTH DARLINGGGG........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (:
ahhahaa.. i must admit... i din expect to get dirty... ahhaha cz jacinth 'spoiled' e plans.. ahha well well.. n i din expect the tons n tons of oranges inta box outside my rm tht were rottish.. to be all over us (e few fortunate souls) either... neither did i expect to be rolled down the slope with jacinth n chow n break my bathing slippers (my other slipper kena-ed a more fortunate fate). ahahhaa. okay heres wat happened.. first we surprised jacinth dearie in her rm since her quilt-speakers-pillow surprise got spoilt. ahhaha e whole situation was absolutely hilarious! ahhaha den.. we hose-ed her dwn... inta toilet.. (mainly chows doin) n ey both slipped fell n got bruised n injured.. ahhaha oh yes and JACINTHS BLACK BRA WAS TOTALLY OBVIOUS -grins- (i just hadta add tht ) -double grins- den chow decided to chocolate cake her.. ahhahah. so 2nd round of washing up wita hose came into play.. we then decided to do spit each other with words such as POTATO and PETER PAN (go figure) n ended up rhymingly spitting in each others faces with PETER PIPER PICKED A PACK OF PICKLED PEPPER! wahhahaa.. AFT THT.. it was rolling down the slopes VERY HAPPILY time... well it wasnt a smooth roll.. n we ended up with a ton of bruises n grass n mud in our asses (i actually pulled out two blades of grass fr my ass larh.. damn grosss!!! ) cz when we rolled dwn.. shorts went up.. underwear went up... mud went in.. den super uncomfy aft.. so pull dwn e wedgies... n unfortunately put the mud n grass into place... ahhaha.. tis was also e time tht my bathing slippers got most unfortunately broken fr e rolling... :( first jacinth rolled n rolled.. thks to jason... den chow rolled n rolled.. den jacinth rolled n rolled again.. den my turn! ugh! ahha. if tht wasnt enuf.. we had an orange war!!! we took e oranges inta box outside my rm n started peeling it to juice pple!! inta end we got juiced ourselves... we used up all e oranges on ourselves n jason. ahahha we peeled n juiced his slippers n shoes.. den went to his hair n body.. it was soooooooooooooo stupid.. cz we peeled like 1/4 den we tot we cld squeeze e juice out alr.. so when we attacked jason.. we tried to squeeze e orange juice out over his head.. but nth came out! ahhah damn paiseh! ahhaha so jacinth n i went into a corner to peel more while jason 'EXFOLIATED' chows hair eyes nose mouth teeth neck n body with orange (both e juice plus skin) ahhahaa.. den jason happily caught jacinth n started oranging her.. ahhaa jacinth screamedddddddddd for me to help her.. so i valiantly held my then 1/2 peeled orange over jasons head n attempted my like 10th attempt.. but alas.. no juice came out.. so paiseh! ahahhaa.. den ey all decided to get me... so i started brisk walking ard e blks.. n onta way decided to pick up my broken slipper fr e slope. ahhaha. when i got back to my rm.. i found out tht weiling jacinth n chow had HAPPILY decorated my door + floor with orange juice n toothpaste! ahha (i decided to leave their 'signatures' there cz i was too lazy to clean up. aft tht we decided to get back at other pple who were still 'clean' so we went to jacinths rm .. toook out the expired orange juice fr her fridge.. diluted it into two bottles n started our prowl. (: we prowled .. n prowled.. n prowled... trying to find shuo er or fu hong (or however u spell his name) n finallyyyyyyyyyyy aft like a whole hr.. we found fu hong hiding inta guys toilet in a1. he held back e door.. n with JASONS EAGER HELP chow managed to get high enuf to pour e orange juice over e door n onto FH.. who den proceeded to hide inta cubicle next to e door n pathetically hold e door shut with one hand.. we realised tht aft awhile.. n started to aim ata cubicle instead.. aft awhile we got in ... got outta hose... n hosed him while he HAPPILY trapped himself inta cubicle... den with JASON HAPPILY PROVIDING US WITH HIS DETERGENT.. i threw detergent over e cubicle n got him all soapy n clean (: with 1 huge bottle of orange juice left we wanted to get shuo but his rm was too far.. n FH happily orange juiced jacinth n poor jacinth once again hadta hose herself down once again. ahhaa. well tht was finally e end of our wonderful celebration.. for tht night.. tmr .. we'll proceed with JACINTHS BDAE CELEBRATION PART 2 (: luvyaaa dear! hope u enjoyed it n all e pressies n um cake (which mostly went into chows mouth) ahhaa.. ON AND UP LARHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!